"Yo, Who Invited These Guys?"

Voted "Least Likely to Succeed" by my friends and family

Hey hi hello yes we are The Anti-Hoarder! We are but a small humble online store straight outta Boston, where the winters are as cold and miserable as my grandmother's demeanor. Just kidding, kind of. She's really a nice lady when you get to know her... Ah, who am I kidding. If she were a business she's have negative stars on Yelp. Anyways, this is the home of our originally designed products, and you bet your butt we're charging them outrageous rent. How else could we afford our place in the expensive lands of Boston? Please buy our stuff, I'm tired of sharing my bed with a pile of shipping boxes. It's messing my back up in ways that would make my chiropractor jump into a pile full of razor blades and sharpened pencils. At least, if I had a chiropractor.