About Us Knuckleheads
SHAWN MCNAMARA
Owner, Manager
Hello! I'm Shawn. I am officially The Anti-Hoarder- AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE! I started this online store after the lack of success from my eBay store reached ultimate lows. It seemed like the only real logical thing to do. So I did. And here we are. I hope you enjoy the products more than I enjoy being alive!
MARTIN REED
Head of Sales
My name is Martin, but my friends call me "Martini" because my hope for this website's success is as small as a my ego. I am a disappointment in every area of my life and I only hope that no one I know sees this horrendous burden that I helped bring to life. God, please smite me down.
CARLA JONES
Product Manager
Howdy y'all! I'm Carla, I'm from the deep south of the grand old US of A! I went to school at WellereyWool University in London and got my doctorate in Taxidermy, which has honestly been super helpful with my position of Product Manager at this company!
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COURTNEY GRIFFINS
Lead Product Designer
Hey! I'm Courtney, just your typical college freshman. I enjoy spending my time locked in an overheated warehouse (which is why I LOVE my job!) and when I'm not doing that I like getting sloshed at the dumpy dive bar down the street from my dorm building that hasn't carded me since I made out with the bouncer. WOO SPRING BREAK 4EVER!!! XOXOXO
MARCUS JONES
Mystery Solver
My name is Marcus, and I was brought on to the team as a consultant to solve "mysteries" around the office and warehouse. All of the "mysteries" that Mr. McNamara presents me with can be solved fairly quickly and with very little brainpower, so I really don't know why I'm still here.
COUNT CARLTON THIRSTWELL III
Sorcery, Head of the Magical Protection Force
Ah! Hello there, young being! 'Tis I, Count Carlton Thirstwell the Third, the most revered Count of all of Chuckleslevokia. People come for miles to see me stand in front of a mirror and always leave disappointed that I can see my reflection and am NOT a vampire. Makes them regret purchasing all that garlic and the wooden stake (NOT FOR SALE ON THIS WEBSITE)