Meet the Artists
Cardboardi B
Cardboardi B, the "B" stands for "Box," was our first artist to sign and record an album for the label. Laying low in the shadows of the underground, this "rapper" goes against the grain and creates "music" that reads like poetry but sounds like a train crash on loop.
Odd Hal
Odd Hal is a despicable human being, and the dictionary definition of "scum of the earth." He is the reason condoms were invented, and currently serves as the driving force behind many pro-choice campaigns. Buzz Lightyear wouldn't even waste his breath to say that this dude is a "sad, sad man."
Naloh
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Naloh first got his start on Soundcloud, producing hit songs that slayed the audience like a dragon... Having put a few songs on Spotify back in the day only to have them brutally removed, he has now joined forces with The Anti-Hoarder to produce some top tier music and it's easy to say you'll find your pants getting tight when you listen to his bars. Naloh enjoys spitting on small children and gambling away his life fortune on the Puppy Bowl every year and has miraculously lost at every one to date since 2000.
saint jess
saint jess was born and raised a southern gal, though thankfully she was able to drop the accent. She first got her start performing with a small North Carolina band doing shows at local gigs and had a single released on Itunes. After taking a step back from the limelight, she has decided to return with her revival appearance singing the catchy hook for Cardboardi B's "Packing Heat." She is currently in the process of recording her debut album under The Anti-Hoarder Label tentatively titled "saint jess." She does not enjoy anything.
Kief Sandwich
Kief Sandwich got his start performing freestyles that often mentioned male anatomy. After recording his verse on Cardboardi B's debut album, it is unknown if he will return to the mic to bring forth an album of his own or if he will stick to small but meaningful features on the albums of others. One can hope he will record his own album, but with Kief only one thing is certain: he's got more dirty bars than New York City. Kief enjoys 3D printing buttplugs of Putin and taking showers while fully dressed.
LL Kimbo
Fiercest Battle Rapper currently signed to The Anti-Hoarder. LL lights it up on the mic like Mike when he drops lyrical rhyme schemes and wordplay that would make your bedroom look tame. Ever expanding on his flows and cadences, he uses his hip hop IQ to create hard hitting punch lines. Born a boy with a pen, now a man he intends to upend the new trends with that old school style that made this sh*t worthwhile. Put your lighters in the air for this dude.